The Constitutional Monarchy of New England INC is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Powers with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.984 billion New England INCians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Head Sector 12. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient New England INCian economy, worth a remarkable 5,160 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 516,863 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, foreign leaders who don't applaud King Powers's speeches are regarded as enemies of New England INC, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, and purported secret military bases are dismissed by King Powers to be highly-advanced toilet factories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New England INC's national animal is the Robot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Powerism.

New England INC is ranked 838^th in the world and 6^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 19,551.83 on the Gilded Widget Scale.